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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2015 2:26:08 GMT
You're NOT supposed to take the whole bottle at once!!!
Oh wait.... it says harmful if swallowed.... so ....we're not supposed to take it at all.
But they're handing them out with the free Obama phones and 'samples' are dispensed at no charge when Obamacare folks sign-up!
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Post by popscott on Nov 11, 2015 1:51:17 GMT
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Post by popscott on Nov 11, 2015 2:06:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 3:30:12 GMT
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Post by themotherhen on Nov 11, 2015 7:59:34 GMT
I was unsure on this posting, mods feel free to remove it, if you think its inappropriate. Ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, eye bleach! Where is the eye bleach? ?!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 13:34:45 GMT
Our country stood with Israel during WWII, and now, people are pushing the terrorists' agenda - and condoning The Squatter's moves against Israel. Bah. <Pony grinds her teeth>
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 22:02:13 GMT
Okay, this one made me smile.
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Post by popscott on Nov 12, 2015 0:28:02 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 0:52:17 GMT
By GEORGE I think he's got it!!!
Our COMIC RELIEF TEAM *(or CRT) is standing by to help him thru this period of crisis while his mind comes to grip with this revelation. During this interm period they will be explaining to him, that you're going to be forced to have free health care coverage *(whether you want it or not) and where it will eventually, either kill you or bankrupt ya!!!
(Probably both...) But gooberment healthcare will strive to get the last dime oughta ya, before they administer the red pill to ya.
One member of our staff clowns that we'd like to especially thank is Ms. Nancy Pelosi for doing her small bit at sideways humor: "We're going to have to pass the bill to see what's in it!"
And special thanks also go out to our chief wit of misplaced wisdom, Chief Justice John Roberts, who decided that instead of doing what he and the other justices are sworn to do, decided all on his own (though some say he had to have some help or persuation) to instead of declaring the law illegal as it stood, decided to "rewrite it" such that it could thereby pass as a "tax". Seems both he & the rest of our clowns in D.C., forget that ONLY congress can write (or rewrite) the laws of the land. They don't need any help making fools of themselves. In fact, it's easier to know who's responsible if each does the tasks explicitly set out for them in the Constitution.
Thanks for the laughs guys and gals....until next time, I'll be crying in my beer.
Oh wait.....that's right, I don't drink.....but if this keeps up, maybe I will start.
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Post by fixitguy on Nov 12, 2015 2:34:10 GMT
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Post by fixitguy on Nov 12, 2015 2:35:41 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 3:41:12 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 3:55:06 GMT
We're working on changing that.....
Care to join us in a campus sit-in or hunger strike? If we can get the football team at Mizzow to join us, we've probably got it in the bag!!!
Hey, if nothing else comes out of it.... at least a few of us will have lost a couple pounds.
Scary huh? If we can get up off our fat butts after it's over.
Maybe....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 4:40:22 GMT
We're working on changing that..... Care to join us in a campus sit-in or hunger strike? If we can get the football team at Mizzow to join us, we've probably got it in the bag!!! Hey, if nothing else comes out of it.... at least a few of us will have lost a couple pounds. Scary huh? If we can get up off our fat butts after it's over. Maybe.... I don't know... they have a special BLACKS ONLY Safe Space. Honkies like us probably can't get in. Because... you know... white privilege. You DO feel privileged, don't you? DON'T YOU? ADMIT IT!!!! lulz.
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Post by fixitguy on Nov 13, 2015 1:20:54 GMT
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