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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2015 4:12:03 GMT
A police officer sees a man driving around town with a pickup truck full of penguins.
He couldn't find any probable cause to stop him, but finally decides to pull the guy over and says:
"You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy seems to be agreeable to this and so he says "OK", and drives away.
The next day, the same officer happens to see that same guy still driving around
with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. So he pulls the
guy over and says: "I thought I told you yesterday, to take these penguins to the zoo?"
The guy replied: "I did ... today we're going to the beach!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2015 4:16:22 GMT
Higher Math or Simple 'Rithmatic?
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a cat!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2015 4:26:54 GMT
A Shorty but Goodie...
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buccaneer...
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Post by cornhusker on Oct 20, 2015 13:16:50 GMT
The same as they pay for corn
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Oct 20, 2015 13:26:28 GMT
A Shorty but Goodie...How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buccaneer... Groan
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