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Post by ceresone on Sept 23, 2021 22:18:35 GMT
We aren't getting our reading fast enough lol!
Anyone interested in starting a book, and have each person pick up a chapter? It started good on another forum, but kinda died for lack of interest. It's surprising where a thread takes you....
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Sept 23, 2021 23:52:22 GMT
A great idea! But of course, Bret F, Joebill and I would hog the thread.
Heck, I've got a few stories sitting idle, a couple of which I can't put here. I'll warn you though, my paragraphs tend to be long.
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Post by BrewDaddy on Sept 24, 2021 1:36:37 GMT
I'll start.... It was a Dark and Stormy Night.........................  bd |
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Post by ceresone on Sept 24, 2021 1:55:31 GMT
Only by the flashes of lightening could he see the faint trail thru the trees..
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Post by cccindy on Sept 24, 2021 2:22:28 GMT
Between rumbles of thunder the distant music of baying hounds echoed across the hills.
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Post by BrewDaddy on Sept 24, 2021 3:09:59 GMT
Lillian looked at Jake and whispered "Your glistening muscles have woken a spirit in me.... come closer...."
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Post by gob on Sept 24, 2021 11:16:44 GMT
and the thunder rolls
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Post by woolybear on Sept 24, 2021 13:45:44 GMT
Jake swept Lillian into his bulging...
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Post by ceresone on Sept 24, 2021 20:27:32 GMT
Do we have a x rated room we can hide this as it goes on?
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Sept 24, 2021 22:27:41 GMT
Do we have a x rated room we can hide this as it goes on?
Yeah, I'm thinking this is going way outside it's intended direction. Since this thread is titled "paragraph", and we don't need a "blouse ripper" on CC, let's see if we can find a way to turn it back towards a bit of humor.
"Jake swept Lillian into his bulging" arms and carried her out the door, depositing her on the open steps even though it was pouring down rain. Before closing the door he said "My mother told me about women like you".
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Post by ceresone on Sept 25, 2021 13:31:56 GMT
There was just enough light from the open door for the watcher in the woods to see the figure as he turned to close the door. Rain glistened on the title barrel as he carefully took aim.....
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Post by woolybear on Sept 25, 2021 13:38:40 GMT
Do we have a x rated room we can hide this as it goes on?
Yeah, I'm thinking this is going way outside it's intended direction. Since this thread is titled "paragraph", and we don't need a "blouse ripper" on CC, let's see if we can find a way to turn it back towards a bit of humor.
"Jake swept Lillian into his bulging" arms and carried her out the door, depositing her on the open steps even though it was pouring down rain. Before closing the door he said "My mother told me about women like you".
"OH MY WORD" yelled Lillian "All I wanted was for you to get the spider out of my hair!!!" Jake profusely apologized and proceeded to smack Lillian about the head trying to kill the eight legged freak. For you see, they had just learned of an alien spider invasion from outer space. An alien spider that with one poisonous bite could render a human into a bubbling, oozing, puddle of goo. Hey Ozarks Tom, does that paragraph help to rectify the unintended porn perception? LOL |
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Post by ceresone on Sept 25, 2021 19:35:20 GMT
And..he shot the spider???
Then..they found out that each speck of the spatter quickly formed eight legs,running in the open cabin door, the dog shot out the door with spiders chasing him..( sorry, that's the best I could do with a spider lol)
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Post by woolybear on Sept 25, 2021 21:20:24 GMT
And..he shot the spider???Then..they found out that each speck of the spatter quickly formed eight legs,running in the open cabin door, the dog shot out the door with spiders chasing him..( sorry, that's the best I could do with a spider lol) But he did not shoot the deputy? (Sorry that song immediately shot into my head lol.) |
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Sept 26, 2021 22:28:49 GMT
Jake stumbled back into the room, his hand hitting the on button on the radio. It wasn't his usual country western station, but started blaring rap music. Still watching the alien spiders he reached to turn it off, but saw the spiders dropping off the walls. Not really putting the two together, the obnoxious sound of the rap music and the spider's reaction, he just stood and watched the spider's legs turn inwards as they died. Then it came to him, the rap music had a deadly effect on their nervous systems, similar to microwave beams on the human brain. He called the radio station, then the sheriff's department to report his observations, and within days rap music was being blared from speakers all over the world, while nearly everyone wore earplugs.
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