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Post by ceresone on Sept 26, 2021 23:07:24 GMT
In examining the tiny bodies, they found they were not real, in fact similar to the tiny mosquitos that had been found last year in the government buildings in DC, with remote cameras.,First thought it was a foreign government, but the system was far advanced compared to anything on Earth. Panic was soon setting into the general population,and
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Sept 26, 2021 23:29:47 GMT
In examining the tiny bodies, they found they were not real, in fact similar to the tiny mosquitos that had been found last year in the government buildings in DC, with remote cameras.,First thought it was a foreign government, but the system was far advanced compared to anything on Earth. Panic was soon setting into the general population,and
Only quelled when it was discovered the little beasts had been invented by a high school kid named Kieth in Indiana, as a joke. Kieth was immediately hired by Google at $15 million a year.
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Post by woolybear on Sept 27, 2021 20:46:15 GMT
Once Kieth became embedded at Google thoughts of world domination sprang into his brain. His first mission was to take over faceb@@k and suppress all forms of free speech. Soon he became a blip on the government radar...
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Post by ceresone on Sept 28, 2021 19:46:16 GMT
Kevin knew they were watching his home, they had night vision glasses and thought they were hidden, but Kevin's glasses were even better. He inched himself along the outside of the rock wall surrounding his apartment, slowly reaching the far end, silently wiggling out a rock in the wall, revealing a small crevice. Inside he found his micro tape that they had missed when they swept the white House for the tiny mosquitos. He knew what it contained meant life or death for him. The missed"bug" had easily identifiable voices .The meeting had been in the private quarters of the white house. In the tape, worth his life, they were discussing a impending virus, the voices were Trump, Putin and......
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Sept 28, 2021 23:16:31 GMT
Rosie O'Donnell. Trump was saying how tired he was of his job, and maybe the virus would be a way out. Then Putin spoke up about how maybe if everyone played their cards right they could get Biden in as President, dumber than dirt, and those were his best days. Rosie contradicted both, saying "listen, I've been working for the CIA for 39 years, and can tell you right now the Chinese communist's plan to unleash the virus on the world alone won't solve your problems. What you need is a bureaucrat who can lie with a straight face, and convince the country with the authority in his voice that giving up their freedoms is in their best interest. I've got just the right, corrupt to the core, guy for you, Antony Fauci. Trump, you'll lose the election, Putin you'll get a senile nincompoop to deal with, and Fauci gets sainthood. It's a tri-fecta."
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Post by ceresone on Sept 29, 2021 22:51:27 GMT
Then, there was a bang as a door flew open, and wild screeching! It took both men to separate Rosie and Nancy!!You're up to it again she screamed, you didn't even give my plan a chance.Then the voices were mutedas they realized they could be heard when the door flew open..
Days later, Nancy touched a button under the desk in her California mansion, a section of paneling slid open. There stood Kevin! Did you get it all she asked?? Yes, but you should know I have a lot more than that, and copies you will never find..
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Sept 30, 2021 0:22:39 GMT
But Nancy had yet another card to play, saying "I've got Hillary's hit men on speed dial, and if you think you can blackmail me your parents and sister will Arkancide themselves". "Big deal replied Kevin, I never like them anyway". Kevin turned to walk out, but dropped a flash drive on the table saying "Oh, here's an interesting conversation of you and Xi Jinping, where you gave him the routing number of your Cayman Island bank account. By the way, I expect that vote allowing an 18 year old to be President next week".
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Post by woolybear on Sept 30, 2021 12:49:12 GMT
Once outside of Pelosi's office Kevin deftly changed clothes and became "Karen". That would be one way to disappear and throw Pelosi's hounds off his track. In the parking lot Kevin had arrived in a black pickup with all identifying features removed including the VIN, but Karen left in a pink Prius with a large SJW bumper sticker.
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Post by bretf on Sept 30, 2021 18:24:22 GMT
As Kevin – Karen drove, he-she had second thoughts. While the prudent thing to do would be to hide, his-her conscience wouldn’t allow it. He-she had to tell his-her story and he-she only knew of one place where the brain-dead, rather brainwashed public would listen. He-she pulled into a coffee shop parking lot where he-she knew they had free Wi-Fi and booted up his laptop. He-she had to get on TV. “Yeah, I need to get on the Dr. Phil show. It’s very important.”
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Post by woolybear on Sept 30, 2021 20:12:07 GMT
The phone rang at Dr Phil's office. Receptionist:" Can I help you?" Kev/Karen " I need Dr Phil's help. I don't know if I'm a man stuck in a woman's body or a woman trapped in a man's body." Receptionist " OH You're the type of person this show is looking for. Can you be here tomorrow morning at 9am for an 11am taping? No wait let's do a live show. Will that work out for you?" Kev/Karen "I'll be there tomorrow for sure. Thank you so much. I was getting desperate"
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Post by ceresone on Oct 3, 2021 19:29:27 GMT
Problem was, Kevin/ Karen wasn't sure where to meet, seemed to him it would have to be some place that could be set up with in seconds, or the wrong ones would be there to meet him! He suggested a place, and with in seconds the wrong people had the info, how did he know this? He heard the talking heads discussing it! His tap into the oval office was still online, and one no one would ever expect, it was even discussed,with the head B getting furious! They had succeeded in getting rid of one of his dogs ( due to the mind tap from Kevin, he bit the people that suspected him) but the gentle dog always laid under the desk! Perhaps in a Disney park, where disguises were the norm?? He/ she had to do it. But where?
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