Post by joebill on May 20, 2022 2:25:37 GMT
Bully L., one of my late friends from my early days in Tucson was a professional drummer and (of all things) a bicycle mechanic, neither of which provided him much of a living, but nearly every young musician on the "way up" in Tucson at the time could work part time at the old downtown tradition..."the Chicago store" where they sold anything and everything concerning the creation of music, and last week I took a trip down nostalgia lane when I saw they had opened an annex in a bit safer neighborhood. There are lots and lots of good stories originating in the Chicago store from those years, and one concerns Billy and his friend Bucky, also a starving music man.
They were both working the counter one afternoon, when a VERY highly placed official from nearby Mexico stopped in and with him were two VERY young girls that he introduced as his "Nieces" to Billy, but Billy knew better because the little girls were dressed more like hookers, and the guy was known around Tucson to have those kinds of tastes and that kind of ultimate power. Billy excused himself from waiting on the guy.
Next, the guy approached Bucky and inquired if he spoke spanish, and bucky told him "SI" and nodded his head, so the guy started jabbering high speed on and on and on, and Bucky just kept nodding like he understood....UNTIL.....the guy obviously asked a question and paused, waiting for an answer. ....blank look from Bucky, so the guy jabbered on again and re-asked the question, and Bucky told him the old "no comprehende" whereupon the guy flew off the handle, claiming that Bucky had professed to speak and understand Spanish.
Bucky smiled, said Oh, SI! ESPNIOL!
Then began ticking words off on his fingers..."Buenos Dias, Buenos noches, taco, por favor", then paused, thinking, obviously completely out of words he knew!
The guy went into a rage and the little girls got obviously fearful and ran out to the car. Billy and Bucky just stood and smiled, acting like they were trying to recall more words.
The deal was, Billy had waited on him at various bike shops around Tucson and had long figured out that underage hookers are the norm for high Mexican officials, and often got paid with a new bicycle or stringed instrument. Anything they could do to throw a monkey wrench into THAT arrangement was fair game.
The official? Well, prob'ly not wise to write his name since none of this can be proven, but suffice to say there was no higher government official at the time and all of his web pictures are in black and white.....Joe
They were both working the counter one afternoon, when a VERY highly placed official from nearby Mexico stopped in and with him were two VERY young girls that he introduced as his "Nieces" to Billy, but Billy knew better because the little girls were dressed more like hookers, and the guy was known around Tucson to have those kinds of tastes and that kind of ultimate power. Billy excused himself from waiting on the guy.
Next, the guy approached Bucky and inquired if he spoke spanish, and bucky told him "SI" and nodded his head, so the guy started jabbering high speed on and on and on, and Bucky just kept nodding like he understood....UNTIL.....the guy obviously asked a question and paused, waiting for an answer. ....blank look from Bucky, so the guy jabbered on again and re-asked the question, and Bucky told him the old "no comprehende" whereupon the guy flew off the handle, claiming that Bucky had professed to speak and understand Spanish.
Bucky smiled, said Oh, SI! ESPNIOL!
Then began ticking words off on his fingers..."Buenos Dias, Buenos noches, taco, por favor", then paused, thinking, obviously completely out of words he knew!
The guy went into a rage and the little girls got obviously fearful and ran out to the car. Billy and Bucky just stood and smiled, acting like they were trying to recall more words.
The deal was, Billy had waited on him at various bike shops around Tucson and had long figured out that underage hookers are the norm for high Mexican officials, and often got paid with a new bicycle or stringed instrument. Anything they could do to throw a monkey wrench into THAT arrangement was fair game.
The official? Well, prob'ly not wise to write his name since none of this can be proven, but suffice to say there was no higher government official at the time and all of his web pictures are in black and white.....Joe