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Post by Thtwudbeme on Nov 2, 2016 23:35:08 GMT
LOL...
CNN is actually reporting that North Korea and their midget/idget leader are planning another rocket launch on or about our election day. CNN is claiming that it is being done so close to the election as a sign of NK trying to impress upon us that it actually matters in this world.
I am suggesting that not only will NK launch a missile a day or so before or even on election day, but it will be a nuke, it will travel across the big pond to central U.S.A. and detonate as an airburst thus launching an EMP that takes out most of the electric across the country.
Of course, NK officials will claim that it was an errant missile that got away from them and somehow made it to the central U.S., but you and I will not know about that because we will be busy doing other things. The present administration will conveniently call for Marshall Law, FEMA camps will spring up all over the place (but, generally in close proximity to Walmart Super Centers) the election will be postponed for a bit (a long bit) and Hillary Clinton will be shot and killed by the Secret Service after she attempts to scratch out the eyes of our beloved, present POTUS.
Remember!!! You heard it here first!!!
It is amazing what one can do with just a kernel of truth and a beer or two.
Video to soon follow.
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Nov 2, 2016 23:46:02 GMT
"A beer or two"? I think you're way too modest. I've heard that rumor too, I think it was on www.iliveinmymothersbasement.com It was verified as inside information on the www.michiganstateasylum.com by a guy who knows someone who used to work for the navy as a dishwasher. There's another source, independent of the others, www.ilovemycave.com that predicts Kim Jung Un will marry Chelsea Clinton and rule the world. I'm not sure about the veracity of that one though, isn't Chelsea already married? No matter, I read it on the internet so it must be true. |
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Post by Thtwudbeme on Nov 2, 2016 23:56:02 GMT
Give me a six pack and I would have done a much better job and would have linked the Trump/Putin bromance, Hillary Clinton's weird eye movements, 9/11, the JFK assassination, Saddam Hussein, UFO's, the alleged moon landings, the attack on Pearl Harbor, Hitler, Rasputin, the sinking of the Maine and the real reason why the sky is blue.
ETA: Damn!!! I forgot about Bigfoot. Bigfoot figures very prominently into the whole scheme of things, but I have said too much already. You will just have to wait for the video that I am working on. My biggest concern is the proper eerie music that will be playing in the background. That is so important...
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Post by Thtwudbeme on Nov 3, 2016 0:24:53 GMT
Give me 2 six packs and I can work the Cubs winning the World Series into the whole thing. They are up by one.
Wasn't there a thread a month or two ago where you jokingly referred to the Cubs winning the series was as unlikely as something else occurring.
They are presently winning 1-0 in game 7.
LOL...
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Nov 3, 2016 0:35:07 GMT
Give me 2 six packs and I can work the Cubs winning the World Series into the whole thing. They are up by one. Wasn't there a thread a month or two ago where you jokingly referred to the Cubs winning the series was as unlikely as something else occurring. They are presently winning 1-0 in game 7. LOL... Yeah, it looked really bad for the Cubs for a while there, down 2 games to 3 after 5, but then the Illuminati stepped in and tied everything up www.illuminatirulestheworld.com You'd think a secret organization wouldn't have a website. |
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Post by Thtwudbeme on Nov 3, 2016 0:40:18 GMT
Give me 2 six packs and I can work the Cubs winning the World Series into the whole thing. They are up by one. Wasn't there a thread a month or two ago where you jokingly referred to the Cubs winning the series was as unlikely as something else occurring. They are presently winning 1-0 in game 7. LOL... Yeah, it looked really bad for the Cubs for a while there, down 2 games to 3 after 5, but then the Illuminati stepped in and tied everything up www.illuminatirulestheworld.com You'd think a secret organization wouldn't have a website. It's the same thing as the lab mice in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". The mice were actually in charge of everything on Earth, but led us to believe that they were just rodents chasing after the cheese at the end of the maze. Very subtle, crafty and intelligent of the mice to make us believe that humans were in charge. |
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Nov 3, 2016 0:41:29 GMT
Give me a six pack and I would have done a much better job and would have linked the Trump/Putin bromance, Hillary Clinton's weird eye movements, 9/11, the JFK assassination, Saddam Hussein, UFO's, the alleged moon landings, the attack on Pearl Harbor, Hitler, Rasputin, the sinking of the Maine and the real reason why the sky is blue. ETA: Damn!!! I forgot about Bigfoot. Bigfoot figures very prominently into the whole scheme of things, but I have said too much already. You will just have to wait for the video that I am working on. My biggest concern is the proper eerie music that will be playing in the background. That is so important... You know, I'd never connected Rasputin to Pearl Harbor before, but you're right. It all fits now. I'd recommend losing the eerie music in favor of "Tomorrow" from Annie. Much more threatening. |
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Nov 3, 2016 0:46:43 GMT
Have you ever seen hillary clinton and the creature from Aliens in the same place at the same time? more at www.whoaretheyreally.com |
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Post by Thtwudbeme on Nov 3, 2016 0:48:57 GMT
Linky no workey.
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Post by joebill on Nov 29, 2016 14:28:38 GMT
Somehow, the mice have penetrated the matrix and made us all think that this is rreal and that Trump won the election...Joe
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Post by kkbcc on Nov 29, 2016 15:42:42 GMT
The mice dumped extra fluoride in the reservoirs that has reacted with lead in the water pipes to release free radicals in our brains.
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Post by mnn2501 on Nov 29, 2016 16:35:35 GMT
Of course not, 'they' always find them and shut them down. |
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