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Post by Ozarks Tom on Aug 2, 2019 23:52:00 GMT
BrewDaddy, Obviously we'll need a picture when he's done. I can only assume Kitty will have an AK in both paws, and a K-bar between her teeth.
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Aug 3, 2019 17:54:45 GMT
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Post by paisley on Aug 4, 2019 0:28:15 GMT
Illian Omar is getting divorce... Seems she found another brother
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Post by BrewDaddy on Aug 4, 2019 0:38:45 GMT
Illian Omar is getting divorce... Seems she found another brother
That's about the funniest thing I've read in a long time.... well done!
bd
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Post by wildhorseluvr on Aug 4, 2019 1:34:08 GMT
I have that sign on my refrigerator!
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Post by BrewDaddy on Aug 11, 2019 0:54:51 GMT
Ozarks Tom 's comment in another thread reminded of this one...
I went to see the doctor and he said I only had a year to live...
So I shot him and they gave me 20 years...
So I came out WAY ahead on that one!!
bd
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Post by BrewDaddy on Aug 15, 2019 22:08:27 GMT
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed.
brew
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Post by gob on Aug 16, 2019 18:34:15 GMT
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed.
brew
your started to get close to farmgirl with that one.
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Post by farmgirl on Aug 17, 2019 0:51:49 GMT
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed.
brew
your started to get close to farmgirl with that one. 😂
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Post by farmgirl on Aug 17, 2019 14:10:00 GMT
Just because I know how much y'all love my jokes, here's another.
What do you call a dairy cow with no milk? A milk dud or a udder failure? 😂😂😂
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Aug 17, 2019 16:44:28 GMT
A new missionary to a tropical island was having a hard time getting adjusted to the local food. Matter of fact, he'd been constipated for several days, so he went to the island medicine man. The medicine man grabbed his machete, lopped off a palm frond, minced it up, and told the missionary to boil it into a tea. The next morning the missionary went back to the medicine man exclaiming "Wow, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
ETA: farmgirl , might just be contagious.
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Post by farmgirl on Aug 17, 2019 18:08:53 GMT
A new missionary to a tropical island was having a hard time getting adjusted to the local food. Matter of fact, he'd been constipated for several days, so he went to the island medicine man. The medicine man grabbed his machete, lopped off a palm frond, minced it up, and told the missionary to boil it into a tea. The next morning the missionary went back to the medicine man exclaiming "Wow, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
ETA: farmgirl , might just be contagious. 😂😂😂
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2019 18:14:30 GMT
BrewDaddy , Obviously we'll need a picture when he's done. I can only assume Kitty will have an AK in both paws, and a K-bar between her teeth.
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Post by DEKE on Aug 17, 2019 19:33:18 GMT
combine your goats firepower with this goats attitude, and watch out!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2019 20:50:16 GMT
combine your goats firepower with this goats attitude, and watch out! That's a sheep, but I get the point.
That ram must be in rut, and he's out to prove he's the biggest, baddest hombre around. LOL ETA: The ram's little amiga is a goat. I like her. Just stands back and watches the show.
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