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Post by DEKE on Aug 18, 2019 1:34:02 GMT
I really should not post without wearing my glasses.
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Post by Thtwudbeme on Aug 18, 2019 2:00:40 GMT
combine your goats firepower with this goats attitude, and watch out! That's a sheep, but I get the point.
That ram must be in rut, and he's out to prove he's the biggest, baddest hombre around. LOL ETA: The ram's little amigo is a goat. I like her. Just stands back and watches the show.
It kinda makes one wonder what kind of livestock DEKE really has at his place.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2019 2:02:11 GMT
To be fair, the title of the video was that it was a goat. And there is a goat in the video, it's just not the star of the video.
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Post by DEKE on Aug 18, 2019 3:09:57 GMT
It kinda makes one wonder what kind of livestock DEKE really has at his place.
OK, I admit it. Moose and Reindeer.
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Post by farmgirl on Aug 18, 2019 4:15:28 GMT
It kinda makes one wonder what kind of livestock DEKE really has at his place.
OK, I admit it. Moose and Reindeer.
Does that make you Santa? 😀
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Post by BrewDaddy on Aug 18, 2019 4:42:41 GMT
OK, I admit it. Moose and Reindeer.
Does that make you Santa? 😀
I would doubt it, since "Rudolph the red nosed Moose" is short one syllable to make the song work....
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Aug 18, 2019 12:40:14 GMT
We had a Ram named Zorro, Barbados Black Belly, a beautiful animal with horns that made a full curve forward, big chest and neck, very majestic. And when he turned 1 1/2 years meaner than a snake. He'd literally stalk you. I'd go in the pasture, see him up on the hill with the flock, and go about my business fixing something only to see him in a minute or so out of the corner of my eye standing there with his head down waiting for me to turn my back again. He weighed a little over two hundred pounds, and one time butted a support made of 1 1/2" angle iron, bending it. We couldn't go in the pasture without a stick to smack him across the nose, nothing else worked.
I made him an appointment with the processor, and considered my options. I could either herd him into the barn, then the chute and into the trailer, or, drop him at the hay feeder. I'm just kidding, getting into the barn with him alone wasn't an option, I dropped him at the hay feeder with my .223. We still have several jars of "Zorro Chili".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2019 13:43:11 GMT
Ozarks Tom, in all livestock, from chickens to rams, the meaner they are, the tastier they are. Zorro was pretty darned tasty!
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Post by gob on Aug 19, 2019 11:49:21 GMT
We had a Ram named Zorro, Barbados Black Belly, a beautiful animal with horns that made a full curve forward, big chest and neck, very majestic. And when he turned 1 1/2 years meaner than a snake. He'd literally stalk you. I'd go in the pasture, see him up on the hill with the flock, and go about my business fixing something only to see him in a minute or so out of the corner of my eye standing there with his head down waiting for me to turn my back again. He weighed a little over two hundred pounds, and one time butted a support made of 1 1/2" angle iron, bending it. We couldn't go in the pasture without a stick to smack him across the nose, nothing else worked. I made him an appointment with the processor, and considered my options. I could either herd him into the barn, then the chute and into the trailer, or, drop him at the hay feeder. I'm just kidding, getting into the barn with him alone wasn't an option, I dropped him at the hay feeder with my .223. We still have several jars of "Zorro Chili". The meaner they are, the better they taste!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2019 14:04:15 GMT
My dog ate all my Scrabble tiles.
I found out because he left little messages all over the house.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2019 14:12:41 GMT
This was a good day for jokes in my feed...
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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2019 19:38:57 GMT
combine your goats firepower with this goats attitude, and watch out!
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Post by BrewDaddy on Sept 17, 2019 17:58:51 GMT
A woman goes to a psychic and contacts her recently dead husband. “Are you happy?” she asks. “Yes,” says the husband, “I’m in a field surrounded by beautiful cows.”
“Can you see any angels?” asks the woman. “No, but there’s a prize-winning cow standing in front of me, a real stunner.”
“Have you seen God?” asks the woman. “No,” replies the husband. “But the cows are spectacular.”
“Why do you keep going on about cows?” shouts the woman, irritated.
“Sorry,” says the husband, “I forgot to mention – I’m in Wisconsin. I’ve come back as a bull.”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 19:59:51 GMT
It kinda makes one wonder what kind of livestock DEKE really has at his place.
OK, I admit it. Moose and Reindeer.
How about Moose and Squirrel?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2019 22:41:22 GMT
A mathematician's wife is furious at him when he gets home at 3:00 am.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she cries.
"Actually," he responds slyly, "I said I'd be home at a quarter of twelve."
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